Friday, May 9, 2008

Apparently, There Is A Cure For Cancer...But None For Boredom

I am so bored at work right now. So bored. SO BORED!!!! Ahhhhh! Somebody, pull a fire alarm, create a chemical spill, throw a pie... Do something! Anything! I'm stuck here waiting for my stupid tests to finish and I have nothing to do but yak on my blog about how bored I am... Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo booooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddd.


What's a guy to do? Well, there's always...

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.

Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

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